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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Overheard While Sitting on Their Bikes

Velvet Verbosity's 100-Word Challenge: Temples

"I could kill a man with a toothpick."

"You couldn't kill a man with nothin."

"I bet you I could."

"With a toothpick?"

"A little old toothpick."

"Alright - how? Get him in the juggler?"

"The what?"

“The juggler. In the neck.”

“You mean the jugular vein. Jug. U. Lar.”

“Yeah alright. So that’s it?”


“Well how then? Eyeball?”

“Pokin somebody in the eyeball ain’t gonna kill em.”

“It could.”

“No it couldn’t. No way. He’d just be blind then.”

“Pop that eyeball and go right to the brain.”

“Now you’re close.”

“The brain?”

“Yup. Right through the temple.”


  1. sheesh, I hope these aren't kids. Morbid little fellahs!

  2. Ouch. I like the way the first guy calls it "juggler". That is just SO real.

  3. two men walk into a bar - one a juggler and the other a templar

    bah dum tish!

    well done :)


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